bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via jay-cay)

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

(Source: zarriallau, via fuckidonotknow)

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

(via fuckidonotknow)

Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart.

(via adenoviridae)

(Source: moeyhashy, via bellanoodle)

20:02

  1. nancy: Are you working tomorrow? Lets go to the beach!
  1. me: You know i hate the beach unless it's a bone fire!
  1. nancy: i h8 u
  1. me: I put bone fire, idk what that is
  1. nancy: I only do bonfire too!!
  1. nancy: Hahha bone fires
  1. nancy: Cremations...

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via messymarvin)

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

(Source: truthed.tk, via fuckidonotknow)